Had to wake up early in the morning for the 1-day trekking tour. God knows that we could've all used more sleep. We woke Chris up so he can go return the rental bike and get my passport back. The time came when our guide came to pick us up, but Chris was nowhere to be seen. So Steph and I stayed behind to wait for him while the rest of the gang (Curtis, Christon, Gordon and Keith) went to sign our lives away. By the time they got back, we saw Chris in the car already. We thought he was lost, and the truth is, he was lost because of the dumbass tuk tuk driver that dropped him off at the wrong place and he had already been walking around for over an hour trying to find the hostel.
Anyways, the bus ride took a while so we just slept through it. Our first stop was to visit all the tribes. When we got there, we saw 4-5 tribes, then realized that this was like Disneyland kind of thing where they put all the different tribes together for the tourist to see. It wasnt what we thought we were going to see, but oh well. Here are some infos that I took on the tribe..
- Karen Tribe = They originate from China; women wear white if they are single; women work at home and men work in fields; however, many people now choose to work in the city because they make more money
- Mong Tribe = shitty ass tribe where they believe in polygamy, the men don't do any shit, they just sit at home and smoke opium; my opinion is that all the women in this tribe should gang up together and cut their balls off for being lazy ass fucktards.
- Hill-top tribe = women who wear those rings around their necks; myth says that if the rings were taken off, their necks would snap, but truth is that their necks are so strong that if the rings were taken off, the muscles in their necks would still hold their heads up; the rings can weigh up to 8-10 kg. AND they get their own 7-11.... hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
The 2nd part to our little adventure is the ox ride. Chris was the steering (we were all hoping that we wont get lost hahaha sorry Chris). During the ride, the ox decided to take a big dump and a big piss... thank god I wasnt really sitting in the front. It smelled just like Steph's crotch, musty! hahahaha anyways, the ox seemed to know where hes going without us needing to guide him much, that poor thing had probably done that a million times. Much to our surprise, we had to 'walk' to go get lunch. We had to WALK through the FUCKING RICE PATTIES. I repeat, we had to walk through MUDDY, SLIPPERY, DIRTY, and GROSS RICE FUCKING PATTIES. When they said it was a trekking tour, I though I'd be walking in the jungle or the woods or some shit like that, not fucking rice patties where theres a potential for me to fall and get mud all over me. So, Steph and I were walking slowly through the rice patties... Chris had to stay behind to walk Steph through it... the looks on her face was PRICELESS.. wasn't funny when we were going through it, but it sure was afterwards. I can totally tell that chris didnt really want to stay behind since he knew that if Steph was to fall, she'd drag him in too... hahaha but yeah, the walk through the patties took forever, but thankfully I didn't fall. Though by the end of that little adventure, Steph and I were super pissed off at the boys. Curtis decided to make some smart ass comments as well did Keith. I think this was actually the first time that I got a little annoyed at Curtis on the trip. Being an insensitive asshole is one of his many charms I suppose... (I still love you, sadly!). Anyways, two angry little asian girls had their lunch (Steph and I), then realized we had to WALK BACK.... well served the two boys right that they kinda fell walking later on... suck that, assholes. We didn't fall at all!!1 YAY for the Asians! After the rice patties, all we can say was "Fucking rice patties.. fucking piece of shit rice patties... just because we eat rice, doesnt mean we want to walk through it! GRRRRRR." Hence the saying "fucking rice patties"
We headed up to the mountains for our elephant ride, but our driver made a wrong turn and since the roads were so narrow, he had to back down the mountain where the piece of fucking shit van had stalled and we were just falling backwards. I thought we were going to crash for shizzles. Since the windows were open on Steph's side, I told her if anything happens, JUMP! I didnt want to die in Thailand... :( Anyways, by the time we got to our destination, no elephants were to be seen... then we realized that theres another muddy hill that we have to travel down to, just like another rice patty, but without the rice. Chris got lucky this time coz Steph said she was ok to be on her own. The next thing we know, hes already zooming down that hill. Curtis stayed behind with us, I guess he really wasnt all that jerk-ish afterall. Steph decided to hold on to the plants along the side of the trail.; however, those little shits had mini thorns all over them that she kept keeping thorns in her hands. She still wouldn't let go since its either getting thorn in her hands or fall on her ass. As the walk progresses, I got a huge thorn in my foot since we were all bare feet... I wore my shoes on my hands to carry myself down that piece of shit hill... Heres the funny part, at the top of the hill, I saw two routes... I said that we should take the right side one coz it looked easier, but no, we had to take the left. Then when we were walking up, we ended back up on the right route which was soooo much easier. They made me suffer through those walks for no apparent reason. Curtis did fall on his ass a couple of times and that was funny... hahahaha, take that you bitch!
We headed to the waterfall which was really nice. it was probably the highlight of this trip. well one of the highlights! Took quite a bit of pictures and all the boys were sliding down the rocks. Some fell on their asses and Curtis kinda hurt his wrist. It was a nice little break and we just chilled there for a bit until we had to head for the elephant ride.
The elephant ride was kinda short but fun. Christon got to ride on the head of the elephant and she kept flapping her ears on his legs. Hahahahaha he did not enjoy the ride at all. The elephants that they were on was super hungry, it kept going off the trail to eat leaves. Both elephants took big dumps along the way. Oh yeah, Steph also stepped in poo! hahahahahahahahhahaha I felt bad for the elephants though, they were super drugged up! :(
The last part of the trip was white river rafting. It was more like brown river rafting. The water wasnt very clear/clean. So apparently, our river rafting guide wanted to drag Steph and I into the water with him. By the end of the ride, Chris decided to help him flip the thing over, but instead, he fell in... hahahahahahahahah sucker.. serves him right for being a jerkface! Anyways, that was the end of our trekking trip. It was super fun with the big group. We definitely agreed that the 1-day trekking trip was enough. Glad it wasnt any longer!
Later that night, Keith took us to one of the best restaurants in Chiang Mai, called Blar Blar Bar. Christon and I shared a fried fish, it was soooooo good. We all got a couple of different things and shared a bit. Chilled at that restaurant for a while then headed to the Monkey Bar. It was super packed. I've never been in a club that packed... I had to elbow people to get through the crowd. We got separated with Christon, Gordy Banks, and Chris... so Steph and I told Curtis to wait in the club while we go find Chris. Once we found him, we didn't really feel like walking into it. So we just chatted outside until they came to find us. We headed to another club (Discovery) since the Monkey Bar was closing. The walk took too long and it was raining a bit, so Steph and I started to get really pissed off. We headed home while the boys (Curtis, Chris, and Keith) went to discovery. Found out the next day that they met some girls, but they thought they were all gay! That was the first night that I got so annoyed with Curty that I didnt feel like talking to him in the morning. :p I still love that bitchface though.
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